STEP 1. Read this blurb (you’re well on your way!)
STEP 2. Fill out the attached application.
STEP 3. Send the application to email@example.com by Saturday, September 17th at 10am.
STEP 4. Wait until Monday September 19th and YOUR DESTINY WILL BE DECIDED!
(OPTIONAL STEP 5. Go to the EcoReps website cuecoreps.wordpress.com in case you lose this email after it self-destructs)
THIS EMAIL WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN SIX DAYS.
OVER AND OUT.